You thought your name was bad?

Check out some of the things Georgians are naming their kids! I think my favorite is Esther-Stephanie-Fatim. WTF?! Three first names?! But Arrid (after Daddy's favorite deodorant?), Beige (who doesn't want a boring kid?), Attorney (who needs law school?) and Butcher (the next infamous mass murderer?) are all close seconds.

Best Baby Announcement. Ever.

This was found in a small-town paper's announcement section:

The Deliciously Divine Diva, Denicia Devine D****** is proud to announce the appearance of her newest set of twins. The boy/girl twins were born June 19th at 7:12 and 7:15 p.m. She has bestowed the name of Quartz onto the little girl and the name Courts to the little boy. The names have great meaning to Denicia Devine, she believes that the father of the twins is a NBA basketball star that she met in Las Vegas. He wined and dined her and took her to a jewelry store and let her pick out her own quartz necklace that she wears daily. Ms. D******* has seven other children by various other gentleman, some famous. There is Donavion, Duvuellen, Smithsonian, Jasmine, Vaquarious, Aquarius, and John. If you would like to congratulate the new Mom with a gift or cash she will be staying at her Mother's house at XXXXXXXXXXXX until she can find adequate well priced housing for her and her kids. Due to legal matters involving DNA she will not be releasing the twins father's name until all matters are settled in court.